"Serás digno de tu padre, hijo mío, cuando en cada ciudad del mundo tengas una mujer a quien buscar y otra de quien esconderte" - Franz Moreno

Woody Allen

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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P. J. O'Rourke

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

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