"La vida sería mucho mejor si no fuese diaria" - Millôr Fernandes

Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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